(Humor) Who kicks more @$$? The Master Chief or Gordon Freeman?

On the one hand you have Gordon Freeman. An MIT grad with a PhD in Theoretical Physics. On the other hand, you have the Master Chief. A Cyborg or sorts that has been taught from birth to kick ass with or without names. Here's the breakdown.

• Dr.Gordon Freeman
  • Height: Roughly 6'
  • Weight: Approx 200 lbs
  • Education: PhD Theoretical Physics (MIT)
  • Weapons Training: ??? where the hell did this guy learn to shoot?
    • Pros
      • Being able to kick ass with nothing but a crowbar and what's in the level around him
      • Alyx is hot and he could totally hit that
      • Has access to indestructible vehicles
    • Cons
      • MIT never taught him how to throw a grenade without putting away his gun
      • Apparently lacks capacity for speech
      • Friends Constantly getting themselves into trouble.
• Master Chief Petty Officer John-117
  • Height: Roughly 7' (with the armor)
  • Weight: 1000 lbs (with the armor)
  • Education:Crazy-ass Spartan training school on Onyx
  • Weapons Training: See Above
    • Pros
      • Grenades in one hand, Gun in other
      • Comes from the Future
      • Likes to jump from spaceships
    • Cons
      • Appears in games with crappy endings
      • Apparently has an affinity for teabagging (see Xbox Live)
      • Somehow had the technology for indestructible vehicles, then lost it. realism is cool, but not dying is cooler.

OK, theres the breakdown. Who would win and tell why. Yes, i know the question is ridiculous. (Humor) Who kicks more @$$? The Master Chief or Gordon Freeman?
As much as I'd like to say Gordon Freeman, I think that Master Cheif would tear him to shreds.(Humor) Who kicks more @$$? The Master Chief or Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman. Its all about expectations. Master Chief, you expect him to be nothing short of amazing considering he's a genetically modified super soldier. Gordon Freeman though, he's a total nerd. No weapons training, MIT physics grad, and yet he single handedly repells an alien invasion.
I'ld say Freeman as he could suprise MC and KIA with a gravity gun/sink comb. On the other hand, MC could probably just walk up to Freeman and break his neck, but Freeman would be the winner.
BTW there was actually a weapons training course (Hazard Course) in Half Life.

I will go with Gordon Freeman not just because he's a badass with an education, but also because he knows how to use a crowbar.
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GF's crowbar won't even dent Chief's armor.
Gordon Freeman FTW!!!!I am glad to see this come to a forum for discussion. I would always go for Gordon Freeman. They guy has kicked a lot more ass than Master Chief, a lot more scary **** too.
[QUOTE=''GunnerVIII'']GF's crowbar won't even dent Chief's armor.[/QUOTE]You're right, it will rip it to pieces :P
Gordon. Chief is shallow.